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Thursday, December 30, 2010

FEW ~~~ F-----E-----W ~~~ FEW

I wish I were an artist. If I had any capabilities in that area whatsoever I would draw an ornate and breathtakingly beautiful doorway, a doorway so beautiful that it grabs your attention from far away, and beside it would be a majestic wall with rubies and pearls and diamonds. On one side of the door, you'd see a few gaping, awestruck people walking in the doorway while the hoards and hoards of distracted people on their cell phones, reading their kindles, and using their Ipad to watch a movie, those people would distractedly walk straight into the wall as though they expect a door to be there.

Underneath this marvelous painting would be the words:

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. Matt. 7:14


Any artists out there want to help me out?

Living in the Bible Belt I'm really frustrated with getting to know "christians".

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Dear Avatar


Dear Avatar, I hate you. I think you're stupid. I'm sorry to be so blunt. If you were the standard 90 minute movie, I wouldn't feel so strongly, but NOOOOOO you had to take 3hrs. So, I hope you fall off the shelf and get scratched.